Thick glass conceals a dark truth: the death sentence for five trees. But really, since the inevitable broom of death clears the way for new life, isn’t it actually just “a life sentence for five NEW trees”? No, it’s mainly just tree poison. Then I used the tree poison. You poured a tree poison. You poisoned this tree. Do you feel guilty yet? Then I made a face. Oh, Glitch, I love you so. I’ve got one invite left if anyone wants it…

Thick glass conceals a dark truth: the death sentence for five trees. But really, since the inevitable broom of death clears the way for new life, isn’t it actually just “a life sentence for five NEW trees”?

No, it’s mainly just tree poison.

Then I used the tree poison.

You poured a tree poison. You poisoned this tree. Do you feel guilty yet?

Then I made a face. Oh, Glitch, I love you so. I’ve got one invite left if anyone wants it…